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The Book of Laurence - 30 -
- 30 -
The Ten Tenets of Larryism (X-HB
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I.
I am the one true Larry and I would really like to keep it that way.
II.
Hey Dude, I’m neither omnipotent nor omniscient though I might by
isotropic with respect to space and time.
III.
Stop fighting with each other, read a good book, and hug your kids.
IV.
Be nice to animals; but it’s not coincidental that lots of them do taste
very nice.
V.
Five Tenets is enough for any reasonable belief system
VI.
Be flexible, shit happens.
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VII.
Fellow Jazzoids, be reasonable, none of us is perfect.
VIII.
Don’t be too reasonable.
IX.
It is important to appreciate the beautiful, but it is more important
not to be eaten.
X.
Enjoy the arts but understand the sciences.
XI.
Even liberty is a mixed-blessing.
XII.
If things sound crazy they usually are.
XIII.
When unexpected things happen, `Don’t Panic.’
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