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The Book of Laurence - 22 -
- 22 -
III. The Essential Larry beginning with
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The Ten Tenets of Larryism
With all the boring justification and annoying
intellectual stuff cut out and in big type for the
visually impaired
I.
I am the one true Larry and I would really
like to keep it that way.
II.
Hey Dude, I’m neither omnipotent nor
omniscient though I might by isotropic
with respect to space and time.
III.
Stop fighting with each other, read a good
book, and hug your kids.
IV.
Be nice to animals; but it’s not
coincidental that lots of them do taste
very nice.
V.
Five Tenets is enough for any reasonable
belief system
VI.
Be flexible, shit happens.
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