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Q. Where does Larry live?
A. As Tenet II says, Larry is isotropic with respect to space and
time This is a physics term used to describe a material or
feature whose properties are the same in all directions. So
the simple answer is “everywhere.” This may sound just like
a lot of other religions, but Larry means it.
Q. Are there any big-time sacred days for Larryists?
A. There sure are, but we haven’t been around long-enough
to really work out the annual calendar. As an early adopter,
you get to help decide.
Q.
Does Larryism have a hierarchy akin to Catholicism? Is
there a Pope or a College of Cardinals?
A. No, but there is a CRO (Chief Religion Officer) and a CIO
(Chief Information Officer). Other than that Larry likes us to
keep the organization lean.
Q. Does Larry ever lose his temper?
A. What a dumb question! You idiot, didn’t you read the
Tenets? Larry has no absolutely no time for people like you.
Q. Are there any special Larryist prayers or hymns?
A. Larryism is closer to the Quakers than to any brand of
Islam or Evangelical Christianity in this regard.
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To get a
more focused reply to this and other questions, you really
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Larry already alluded to his musical tastes in Tenet VIII. They are pretty Catholic
ranging from Bach to Warren Zevon. He enjoys R.E.M.’s "Losing My Religion", Charlie
Daniel’s “The Devil Went Down To Georgia”, and Bill Morrissey’s “Letter From
Heaven”. He apologizes for Abba, American Idol and most New Age music.
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