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At
www.onetruelarry.org you will find full
discussion of important if predictable topics such as:
Is there an after-life, a heaven or a hell? That depends.
Are other religions wrong? Not completely; The Unitarians
and the Reform Jews don’t do much harm. A few are really on the
right track such as the
Church of the Flying Spaghetti
Monster www.venganza.org.
Is anything absolute?
Absolutely, but as to what, that again
depends.
Are there things I can’t do if I embrace Larryism? Yes, but
only things you should not do anyhow.
Why is Larry male or even human? He never said he was.
He is isotropic and you are reading the Earth-dwellers’ edition.
Why did Larry reveal himself anyways? Larry only knows!
There is also helpful blogging on less common questions
such as “How is it possible to have a civil war?” and “If Larry
dropped acid, would he see people?”
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Another such question is:
Q. Is it wrong to stereotype and make fun of other nations?
A. Larry says “Usually, but who wouldn’t enjoy this”?”
“The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
announced after the London bombings that it has raised its
terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher
levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.”
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These are borrowed with thanks from George Carlin.
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Larry is not alone: "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
(Mark Twain)
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